Born in California, moved to Dallas TX before I turned 1. Don't really remember anything.
5–16
Moved to a dream home town in Arkansas where the Mississippi Delta meets the Ozark Mountains.
17–20
Moved to California. Moved to Paris. Moved to Philly. Bad boy. Kicked out of Uni.
20–24
Moved to Mississippi. Did farm work. Got my act together. Went to community college. Transfered to at Ole Miss. Got a CS degree while driving uber and working nights at Chipotle.
24–28
Fell in love. Moved to London. Got locked down. Got married. Built frontends for some big brands at an agency.
28–29
Had a son. Had another son. Got laid off. Moved to Norfolk. Started freelancing. Simon Maxing.
30
Started a PGCE in Mathematics and Computing at UEA. Still tinkering.